we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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