you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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