I'm jealous of your bromance
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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