I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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