Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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