I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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