ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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