Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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