I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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