he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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