the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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