I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
this is an emotional support booty call
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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