The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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