which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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