I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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