brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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