Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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