Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Where did you get a picture of my penis
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
