I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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