he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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