And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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