Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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