I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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