she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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