I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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