it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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