So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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