why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
