If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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