Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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