dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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