every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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