11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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