im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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