Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you win again, gameday.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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