Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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