he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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