I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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