There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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