I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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