Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.