Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says