he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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