my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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