Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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