is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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