so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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