i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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