And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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