we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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