So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
should my penis look like a turkey
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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