'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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