the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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