do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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