He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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